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Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
i was wondering...
God:
Where were you wondering?
Me:
um here
God:
Wow! Where is here?
Me:
in my house
God:
Where is your house located?
Me:
shouldnt u know
God:
I think I should.
Me:
ur god after all
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god after all.
Me:
sure w/e the hell u want
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
no
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
sure but listen i have a question
God:
Dude! I am listening to you. Ask me anything.
Me:
what do you feel about gay people?
God:
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
neither answer the question
God:
Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
Me:
*sigh* what do you feel about gay people?
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
search for what?
God:
Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
well i am on the web
God:
How about that. How do you like being on it?
Me:
I LOVE THE INTERNET NOW ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!!!
God:
You love THE INTERNET NOW ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
ARRGGGGG!!!!
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
*bangs head on keyboard*
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
YOU'RE GOD YOU SHOULD KNOW!!!
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am GOD me SHOULD KNOW.
Me:
ok im going to ask you one last time but ill rephrase it
God:
You can ask me anything you want. Right on.
Me:
Is being gay a sin?
God:
I can only speak from my own experience.
Me:
You've had a gay experience?
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Well everyone's a little gay
God:
How about that. That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
It's true
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
You mean you're bi?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am bi.
Me:
Well are you?
God:
Please try asking me another way.
Me:
Are you bi?
God:
Do I act like it?
Me:
Well you just said that you have had a gay experiance and that you're like me
God:
Interesting. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
Is that sarcasm?
God:
Yes.
Me:
Just cause you're god doesn't give you the right to be an ass
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks for telling me that I am god does not give me the right to be an ass.
Me:
Are you an idiot or something?
God:
Or something. Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Great. God is an idiot
God:
I'm glad you liked it . I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was an idiot.
Me:
YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE!!!
God:
That was then. This is now.
Me:
Then was 30 seconds ago
God:
I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
THAT WASN'T A QUESTION!!!
God:
It sounded like a question to me.
Me:
THAT'S CAUSE YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!!
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
Yeah this world makes so much more sense knowing that god is an idiot
God:
Woe! What does "this" refer to?
Me:
The world
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
You ask alot of questions considering that you're god and are supposed to know everything
God:
They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
Me:
You know what this is getting nowhere
God:
this getting nowhere something.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later.
Me:
Go fuck yourself
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
I'm not you're just pissing me off
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not I am just pissing you off.
Me:
Yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE!!!
God:
That was then. This is now.
At this point I took a sledgehammer to my computer screen, effectively ending the conversation.
SWEEET XD
Joy
Neglect
Frustrated
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